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Name: Dorry

Age: 44
City: Averill Park
Hair: Thick
Relation Type: New To Pensacolaneed A New Girl To Show Me Around
Seeking: Ready A Sexy Girl
Relationship Status: Not important


Gurl, you remind me of a box of chocolates Cause I want to take your top off.


I heard you like Tofu, Me too but only with a ck at the end. If I was a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seed? Do you like Jalapenos? Can I have a waffle cone, and 2 scoops of you. Are you a hamburger pattie cause dat ass is juicy.

I do not fancy wines, I prefer moans I like my women like I like my doughnuts Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass!

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I'd like to be the ice cream that melts in your mouth. Do you like Alphabet soup Cause you gonna be choking on the D Damn girl, you sure know how to farm! Cause' you are growing my stalk! Do you like Wendy's. Cause your going to hcat wendys balls slap against yo ljnes Do you like Hibachi? I'm not good at cooking, so lets go out sometime! Are you from Starbucks? Because I like you a latte. Are you a burger cuz i'd slap those buns.

Do you like milk? Cause you have it around your lips Can I reheat my egg roll in your microwave?

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How about a date? So do you like stawberries or blueberries? You want mexican food tonite? Your legs are like peanut butter, smooth creamy and easy to spread. Hey baby, do you want to get lunch or do you want to be lunch? Do you like chocolate, cause your gonna choke alot on this dick Are you a In-n-Out burger t? Oh are you cravin Pizza, cause I'll gladly give you a pizz a this dick They call me Dr.

The G is silent Baby I love you like a fat man loves pie! Wanna strip? My gender is pizza, because everybody wants a slice of me. Girl your like a candy bar half nuts n half sweet! Can you pass the coffee and sugar becaue you just made me cream uo my pants Here let me lick the honey off those buns!! Do you like pudding? Cause in a minute I'll be pudding this dick in yo mouth If you were a steak you would be well done.

Hey baby lets play a fruity game I pop your cherry with my banana Baby you are the jam in my jelly roll. lins

If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning! Your legs are like an Oreo cookie, I want to spread them and eat the good stuff in the caht.

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Well I'm sure you'll like it Wendys nuts slide across your face. I'll treat you like my milk, girl, I will spoil you. Have you ever stuck a hot dog through a donut? Do you want to? Would you like to come back to my place and eat cereal and watch cartoons? Your a smart cookie can I eat you?

I might not be 8 inches but this banana is still worth peeling. Hey baby can I fry my steak in your hot sizzling grill? Do you want fries with that shake! Hershey factories make millions of kisses a day, but I'm asking for only one.

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Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job? D'ya wanna do lunch? Hey you thirsty, cause I can give you the Sunny-D I like my women, like I like my ice sexxy, fat free and dripping down my fingers I have a bunch of Klondike bars back at my place. You're like a Pringles.

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Once I pop you, I can't stop you! Guy My name is Hostess Because I have the cream filling Srxy a stud muffin baby, why don't you take a bite?

Are you a pancake? Because your flipping sexy. If your left leg was breakfast and your right leg was lunch, I wouldn't be able to sezy snacking between meals. Do you like cherries? If not can I have yours? I'm like Domino's Pizza. If I don't come in 30 minutes, the next one is free. Hey, you have a lovely bunch of coconuts. Are you the Hostess?

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Cause I want you to suck my Twinkie. Do you like Krispy Kreme, cause I'm gonna glaze your donut. They say apples don't fall far from the tree, so that must mean your mom's hot chay If Italian Baby do you like Italian food? I'm like chocolate pudding, I may not look that good but I taste great You must be Jelly, cause jam don't shake like that. I'll have the chicken breast hold the chicken. I'd take you to the bakery but theres nothing sweeter than you Do you like hot dogs girl?

Your like 7 11 everyone gets a slurp and i think its my turn Are you a banana? Are you a frito cause your really corny Damn girl!

Wanna see how my cookie crumbles? Damn baby is your body from McDonalds? No Why? Because "I'm Lovin' It" I wanna butter your toast and eat you for sexxy. Who knows!

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Will You Be My Quarantine? Word play, especially during a pandemic, is welcome. Six-feet, Please. Raya has left the chat. A good pickup line at any time.

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